This kinda sorta happened once after a show in Orlando, except for the punching. That didn't actually happen. We were at a place called Will's Pub where we opened for the band Whole Wheat Bread. After we played the singer of our band, a female, was approached by this annoying sexist pig of a promoter and was given tips on how to woo the crowd and be a better frontperson. Needless to say we were a little put off by his rude comments and we decided to never work with him again. I'm sure we're not missing much.
In case none of you have ever seen my band, The Longs Johns, here's a video clip from our last show. You can't really see me that well because I'm hidden behind the keyboard most of the time, but you get the idea. Big guy, big beard, hunched over and awkward. A bit of a warning though.. I think we must've been snorting some coke or something before our set because we are playing really fast here. Like, ridiculously fast. I blame Woody, the drummer. Fucking drummers.
Loved the comic and funny remarks but the video doesn’t do justice to the experience that is The Long Johns.